the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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