Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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