No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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