You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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