Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish I only lived at night.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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