i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I just found puke in my bra..
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
