So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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