So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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