Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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