I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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