May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
