i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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