Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
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someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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