508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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