eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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