We're like a lot better than the average bears
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
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i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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