Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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