He asked to "fluff my boner.."
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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