just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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