Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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