we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I party with great urgency now.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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