If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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