She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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