I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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