Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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