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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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