your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
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Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
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I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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