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omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
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NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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