Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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