How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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