I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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