yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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