I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
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Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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