Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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