is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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