you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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