everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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