I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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