Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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