she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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