Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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