If i come over, it means nothing
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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