Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
There's always time for handjobs
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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