Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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