we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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