Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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