is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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