Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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