I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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