I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
