I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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