I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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