no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
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I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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