i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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