I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
we're so committed to being not committed
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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