I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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