Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You almost got us killed.
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